Profil laydeejay: We'll just lie n say we met in Vegas

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Jeg kan snakke Norsk
Jeg vil beskrive meg selv som Intro to ME 101:
English is my first language, sarcasm is my second. I love to laugh, I have a slightly twisted sense of humor. I am the very proud mother of a 3 yr old little girl. Spent all my twenties partying HARD and now I'm focused on being a mother and, woefully, an adult. Still like to have good time, in moderation. I take parenthood VERY seriously, seeking someone who feels the same. Not sure what I'm looking for, but I'm damn sure about what I'm not. Don't have a "type" any more either, when I did that didn't work out so great so I'm pretty open. If you are mature, funny, responsible but laid back, and PATIENT, then I'm game. Hell, I would appreciate ANY adult company...if I never see Dora the Explorer again it will be too soon!
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Personlighet Hvordan opptrer du? Hva er din smak?

Når jeg gikk på skolen, var jeg Klassens klovn
Min sosiale atferd er Komisk, Vennlig, Observant
Mine interesser og hobbier er Kunst og Håndverk, Datamaskiner, Lage mat, Familie, Internett, Lære, Musikk, Kortspill, Tv
Min idé av å ha det gøy er Shoppe, Gå på kasino, Gå på konsert, Gå på museum, Feste, Slappe av, Være hjemme, Prøve nye ting, Tv
En ideel første date vil være Guess I already went over this but I think a good date would be a comedy show. Doesn't have to be a big name, local comedy club would do. Have a drink or two and something to eat. Pretty simple. I am formal enough at my job, so a good time to me is just relaxing and letting your hair down. Plus laughter of course. I think life is pretty funny, even the bad stuff can be comical. I would much rather laugh my way through life than cry, wouldn't you?
Jeg har alltid hatt lyst til å prøve Oh geez, where to start? Again, I will keep it simple. A dinner cruise as mentioned, or dinner train maybe? Also, every single year it's been promised to me at Christmas by one person or another to be taken on one of those horse-drawn carriage rides, preferably in the snow of course. I want to have a mug of spiked hot chocolate, a warm blanket and a warm body to share it with. That would be ACES! Never has worked out yet.
Mine venner beskriver meg som Vennlig, Bråkmaker, Kul, Frekk, Tullete

Visninger Syn på livet.

Min religion er Åndelig men ikke religiøs
Mitt mål i livet er Man these questions! I guess my main goal in life is teaching my daughter what it means to be a strong, self-sufficeint "woman" in the true sense of the word, to continue to learn SOMETHING from every life lesson (that way nothing is a failure, just a learning curve), and to seize every moment of joy as it happens, WHEN it happens because frankly, life is no cakewalk and you really do need to stop and smell the roses because your journey is over before you know it.
Min humoristiske sans er Smart, Tørr / Sarkastisk, Vennlig, Tullete, Frekk

Smak Hva liker du?

På TV ser jeg alltid på Nyheter, Dokumentarer, Komedie, Reality programmer
Når jeg går på kino, går jeg alltid for å se en Action, Komedie, Drama
Når jeg hører på musikk, så hører jeg alltid på Blues, Jazz, Pop, Reggae, Rap, Rock, Soul
Når jeg leser, så leser jeg alltid Auto-biografi, Biografi, Virksomhet, Fiction, Hus og hage, Science Fiction

Leter etter Hva ser du etter i din sjelevenn?

Hva finner du attraktivt? Empati, Humor, Intelligens, Følsomhet, Omtanksfull, vett
Hva ser du etter? I look for a man that doesn't require nagging. Seriously. It only becomes "nagging" when you guys don't hear or ignore the first 5 times we say it. Need a man that THINKS FOR HIMSELF. I don't have the time or patience to be the brains of the operation. It should be a PARTNERSHIP, equal roles and responsibilities. Not looking to be taken care of. Sounds nice in theory but I would hate it and I know it. Keeping things (even money)separate but equal levels the playing field in my opinion. If you take a man's money then you have to take his bs, and I have a zero tolerance policy for bs. No joke. Which reminds me. HONESTY and mutual respect. Don't underestimate me, my abilities, or my intelligence simply because I am female.
Anyway, let me put my down my women's lib banner and hopefully some of you are still reading.
Hva slag forhold søker du? Venn, Dato, Intim, Forpliktet